This sketch featuring Chris Pratt as Jason Statham selling a meat-based snack is brilliant.
The sketch, cut from Pratt’s Saturday Night Live episode, shows the Jurassic World star impersonating British actor Jason Statham in a spoof advert.
Pratt puts on his best hardman face – and most atrocious cockney accent – to flog Jason Statham’s Jason Steakums, made from ‘100% cow face’.
Explaining the best way to enjoy the fictional delicacy, he growls: ‘Put the steakum inside that open space that your mouth makes’ before suggesting you wash it down with Jason Statham’s Jason
Steakums Jason Drinkums Steakum Water – water with bits of steak floating in it.
Is there no end to Chris’ talents? A British accent that’s not TOWIE-based it seems. That was ‘Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins’ naff.
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