Magic Mike XXL is arriving in cinemas today and, in the words of the most apt tag-line in movie history: You’re welcome.
But you might experience a strange unreal sensation when you leave the cinema: All the men in the street will be clothed. None of them will be gyrating for your entertainment, or oiling themselves up. You may experience shock, and struggle to readjust to reality.
Fear not – here’s a breakdown of all the ways Magic Mike ruins the real world for you, so that you can prepare yourself for the post-cinema come-down.
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