Jurassic Park: High Heels Edition is everything you’d want it to be.
After Bryce Dallas Howard put everyone to shame by spending the whole of Jurassic World running from imminent death in a pair of what were probably Jimmy Choos, it’s now obvious that that’s the one thing that’s been missing from the franchise all along – stars running in heels. Dinosaurs are included in that too.
No matter, someone’s fixed that.
A couple of parody lovers have taken the Jurassic Park series and added in a few little extras – peep toes, platforms, knee high boots, sling-backs, a few stilettos. Suddenly the movies have a whole new dimension when the terrifying T-Rex is put in a pair of polka dot heels.