As the steady drip feed of information about the new Doctor Who series continues, it’s been revealed that the 2015 Christmas Special will feature the return of none other than River Song, among a host of ‘guest stars’.
River Song is a mystery wrapped up in an enigma clothed in a low-cut black dress.
She’s the Doctor’s wife (sort of; if that wedding took place in a now-defunct timeline does that annul the marriage?).
She has her own sonic screwdriver. She has a TARDIS diary, presumably crafted by the TARDIS itself (or else purchased from Ebay).
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