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13 Garfield quotes that totally sum up how your weekend will go down

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Garfield sleeping

Happy birthday, Garfield! The lazy, lasagna-scoffing, Monday-loathing cat is 37 today. That’s 164 in cat years, so he’s looking well.

Here are 13 Garfield quotes that sum up how your weekend will go down.

1. ‘Oh no! I overslept! I’m late! For my nap.’

2. ‘This is it. I’ve reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony… how depressing. There’s no place to go after you’ve reached the top.’

3. ‘The most active thing about me is my imagination.’

Garfield being lazy {GRABS}

4. ‘I never met a lasagna I didn’t like.’

5. ‘All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat’s life than that. But I hope not.’

6. ‘Anybody can exercise… But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.’

Garfield being lazy {GRABS}

7. ‘I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!’

8. ‘When the lasagna… Read the full story


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