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Gotta bang em all! This Pokemon porn parody will ruin your childhood.

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WARNING: This article contains sexual references – and childhood destroying material. 

Is nothing sacred!?

Woodrocket (a porn site, we are reliably informed by our office’s content blocking software) have set out to completely devastate our childhoods by producing a sex film parody of Pokemon.

Named Strokemon (see what they did there?), all of our favourites from Ash and Brock right through to Team Rocket seem to get in on the action, living by the mantra ‘gotta bang em all!’

Worst of all, the once cute Pikachu seems to have morphed into an intimidating and horny woman covered in yellow paint.

With some of the worst Pokemon and sex related puns you could imagine, this is the video trailer that no one wanted to see – yet something made us watch right to the end.


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