When you commute to work you’ve usually got a lot of time on your hands.
And during that tedious trip there will be things you do and think that you’ll never admit to. Things such as;
Read other people’s text messages. Get all giddy when you see they are a little bit fruity.
Consider the ethics behind wearing a ‘baby on board’ badge when you are the furthest thing from pregnant.
Watch other people play Tinder. Cringe at the fact that your face might show up their screen and they might swipe you left. The horror.
Try and ascertain if your morning workout warrants buying two ham & cheese croissants from Pret.